This post will either make your face look like this
Shit, poop or stool as some of you may call it is when we………………………….. FULL STOP.
God made it possible for us to pass out indigested and unwanted substances from the body which is simply amazing. But when shitting gets tough, finding help will be kinda hard. Well except you go to the doctor but before then what can you do than to pray.
I’m about to share my experience with you guys……Don’t start thinking this post is going to be as disgusting as you already assumed it would be. I ain’t giving you the full details, don’t worry. And we’re humans, aren’t we? it’s normal.
Once upon a time
Oh scrap that
One night, I was lying on my warm cozy bed sleeping and dreaming like a baby. I was actually dreaming like a baby because I was in the sky sliding on rainbows, jumping around and singing. I was just happy. “lalalalalalala” I sang harmoniously, I think the clouds even joined me but suddenly the bright happy sun began to move away and the clouds began to roar at me. I was just like…
I almost started crying but before I could even make a sound, I realized I was falling down all the way from the sky.
I thought I looked like this
It was not a sweet fall. I landed on my belly and immediately I woke up. I realized why all this happened in my dream. It was because I needed to use the toilet. I was having a really bad stomach upset and it wasn’t nice at all. I quickly rushed into the restroom. God knows what went on in there. I was literally begging the walls for help. I was having the “watery stool” which became even more annoying for me. Just when I thought I was done, I sighed, cleaned up and flushed the toilet but before I could even lay down on my bed again, I ran back. This continued to occur until I finally decided I would sleep in the toilet.
I got to find out some information about why this happens and what to do.
when you have really watery stools, you know that it’s diarrhea. some of the causes includes
- Food poisoning or Food in generally that upsets the system
- some cancers
- Laxative abuse
- Alcohol abuse
- Disease of the intestine…etc
And symptoms of diarrhea can be stated as…..
1. uncomplicated 2. complicated diarrhea (which can be very serious and requires a doctor’s intervention)
- Uncomplicated diarrhea includes symptoms like
watery stool, nausea or vomiting, abdominal bloating or cramps and urge to have a bowel movement.
- In addition to the uncomplicated diarrhea, Complicated diarrhea includes symptoms like
- blood, mucus, undigested food in stool
- weight loss
(why won’t someone lose weight, do you know how much energy it takes to run in and out of the restroom, not to talk of actually passing those things out)
If you don’t know what to do in situations like this, always contact the doctor. It is necessary. The Uncomplicated can be Complicated.
However, if your situation is the opposite, that is, if your stool is very dry and hard to pass out, you have constipation. Ensure you drink a lot of water and eat fresh fruits and vegetables but if it doesn’t work, then contact your doctor.
I am not a doctor but I did my own research, still advised to seek a doctor.
uhmm………….about the dream, well the whole story, I kinda exaggerated a little bit. LOL. But the stooling was real mehnnn.
Photo credits: Free digital photos, and google (whistling, please don’t sue me)