This is the continuation of one of the articles I wrote earlier. I’m so sorry it had to come this late. if you haven’t read the previous one, here is the link https://bigbennytheory.wordpress.com/2014/10/05/the-old-dude-wants-me-1/
Well i didn’t know what to do next when he muttered those words, I lied to him that i already had a boyfriend (well i used to have one) but he didn’t believe me. “i don’t care what you think, please just go. You’re even old enough to be my father, what do you see in me?” i said to him still standing between my opened door and the neighbor’s. “can i at least come in? let us talk, you know, i really like you.” i looked at him like he was crazy.
“You know, even though I’m not a police officer, you’ve committed a lot of offences
- offence number
- you talked to me
- you smiled at me
- you tried shaking hands with me….eewww
- you smiled at me…eewww again
- you traced my house, oh wait you probably followed me
- you knocked on my door
and the biggest offence of them all is that you opened your big mouth to say you like me. DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS?” I said to him.
“what?” he said.
“I’m calling the real police officers for sexual harassment and invasion of privacy plus my uncle works in the army, my cousin is a policeman who doesn’t live far from here either. I will also…………”. Before i could even finish my statement, he cut me short with these words ” how can you say that, you know i was just joking. In fact, i was just about to leave. Just greet them for me. i don’t even know what i’m doing here. i have to go”. he waved a little bye and dashed out the hall very fast. The look on his face made me pity him a lil bit. LOL. I couldn’t believe he bought what i said. stupid old man looing for young girls to mess around with. I felt like a boss.
Two days later, I realized he wasn’t living far from my house and guess what? He was married with two beautiful daughters. My only pity is for his wife and kids. what a husband and father. I bet he’ll soon move out of the neighborhood because of me.